How C++ is like teenage s*x:

  1. It is on everyone's mind all the time.
  2. Everyone talks about it all the time.
  3. Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
  4. Almost no one is really doing it.
  5. The few who are doing it are: A. Doing it poorly. B. Sure it will be better next time. C. Not practising it safely

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